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Bobby D. Foster

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Bobby D. Foster Miami is a native who writes silly things. His book, The Miami Creation Myth, will be published in 2019. Check out more of his absurdism at

Marlins Install Retractable Stadium Floor

Twelve Miami Marlins and eight Boston Red Sox players were rushed to Jackson Hospital after a previously unknown retractable floor at Marlins Stadium’s was inadvertently opened during the National Anthem on Monday. The players sustained numerous injuries after falling 15 feet onto a concrete basement floor. Several dozen others