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Dainel Vera

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Six More Dead In War On Christmas

At least six were killed yesterday in the War on Christmas after a TJ Maxx Homegoods employee wished elderly members of a church group touring the store for seasonal throw pillows “Happy Holidays” as they exited. “It’s “Merry Christmas” said 87-year-old Westchester native Darleen Hitler-Smith in unison with 5

Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General

Multiple sources have confirmed that Dr. Mehmet Oz, known to daytime television audiences as “Dr. Oz”, will be appointed by Donald Trump as Surgeon General of the United States. The Turkish-American cardiothoracic surgeon and snake-oil salesman gained worldwide prominence in the early 2000’s after appearances on the Oprah Winfrey