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Dainel Vera

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EPA Approves Crop-Dusting of Protesters

The Environmental Protection Agency, under new head Scott Pruitt’s leadership, announced Wednesday that it will continue to allow airplanes to spray chemical directly on the nation’s food supply, a decision that has earned the ire of your vegan friends on Facebook. “Big agra at it again! #woke” tweeted

Doctors Find Cure to March Madness

Researchers at the University of Miami (8th seed) Medical School, in partnership with Duke University (2nd seed) and John’s Hopkins (unranked), have partnered to successfully develop a cure for March Madness.The disorder, first discovered in 1939, affects more than 30 million people every year and can cause symptoms