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Milo

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Milo is the Editor of the Plantain. He went to college.

Only 2 Points Showed Up

Thousands of fedora wearing locals are voicing their disappointment after one of the Points failed to show up to last night's Three Points Festival in Wynwood. "This is bullshit! I paid for Three Points, not two!" said a muscular Cuban man in a newly purchased too-tight Gorrilaz t-shirt. "Two points