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Milo is the Editor of the Plantain. He went to college.

Study Finds No One Likes Art

No one likes Art, a study finds. Not a single god-damn person. A surprising revelation given the seemingly immense worldwide popularity of Art and the millions of people attending Art Basel in Miami this week. A survey among Art Basel attendees released today found that despite over 98% of them

Don Bailey Names Don Bailey ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

Following the polarizing reaction PEOPLE Magazine’s picking Blake Shelton as Sexiest Man Alive, local carpet and flooring salesman Don Bailey, 86, suggested a more suitable candidate for the title – himself. Known for his company’s steamy decades-old advertisement, Bailey’s naked rippling body has become the stuff of legend