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Couple To Divorce After Three Days Without Power

Darnell and Lisa Morales decided to divorce Tuesday evening after spending more than 72 hours together without the air conditioning, internet, or television needed for their marriage, and society in general, to remain civil. The Morales' 11-year marriage is the latest wreckage caused by Hurricane Irma, which has reportedly already

Trump To Pardon Hurricane Harvey

Tweeting this morning about whatever popped into his own head, President Donald Trump announced that he was considering pardoning Hurricane Harvey, the embattled storm wreaking havoc on Houston, Texas. The tweets come just minutes after a news report on CNN that the Houston flooding as a result of Harvey could