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Fabuloso Sprayed From Planes To Combat Mosquitoes

Beware, bloodsuckers: Miami-Dade County has a new weapon in its arsenal to combat the ever-growing hordes of mosquitoes responsible for spreading the Zika virus across South Florida. Beginning in August, the county began spraying lavender Fabuloso cleaning solution from airplanes in an effort to obliterate the local mosquito population once

McDonalds Offers Exclusive Miami-Spice Menu

McDonalds across Miami-Dade County will be offering a limited time "Miami Spice" menu in an effort to attract foodies who might not otherwise eat at the Golden Arches. The exclusive price fixed menu, available until September 30, will feature classic McDonalds dishes such as "cheeseburgers" and "nuggets" at massively inflated


"What kind of day its been," said Reince Priebus to himself as he was escorted out of the White House by security. He could hear Anthony Scaramucci laughing in the background but didn't react. Reice was better than that, he thought to himself. As he turned around to take in