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Milo is the Editor of the Plantain. He went to college.

Trump "Unimpressed" By Western Wall

Donald Trump spent the morning at the Western Wall in Jerusalem, reportedly sizing up the Wall while quietly wondering to himself whether he will ever be able to build his own long-promised wall. The Plantain spoke to the Western Wall, who reports the President spent several minutes standing close to

Trump Goes Full Nixon

President Donald Trump has gone full Nixon, defiantly telling NBC News Anchor Lester Holt: "I am not a crook" when asked about reports that he has really been paid millions of dollars by Russian interests over the last decade. This marks the end of a very bad week for the