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Milo is the Editor of the Plantain. He went to college.

$250 Million "Luxury" Express Road Approved for Miami Beach

Capitalizing on Miami's ongoing fascination with driving poorly, spaghetti interchanges, and beeping at cyclists, soon-to-be-former Miami Beach Mayor Philip Levine and City of Miami Mayor Tomás Pedro Regalado jointly announced today the construction of a new 4-lane interstate class express road. Unlike other express lane construction in Miami-Dade, including the

Only 2 Points Showed Up

Thousands of fedora wearing locals are voicing their disappointment after one of the Points failed to show up to last night's Three Points Festival in Wynwood. "This is bullshit! I paid for Three Points, not two!" said a muscular Cuban man in a newly purchased too-tight Gorrilaz t-shirt. "Two points