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McDonalds Offers Exclusive Miami-Spice Menu

McDonalds across Miami-Dade County will be offering a limited time "Miami Spice" menu in an effort to attract foodies who might not otherwise eat at the Golden Arches. The exclusive price fixed menu, available until September 30, will feature classic McDonalds dishes such as "cheeseburgers" and "nuggets" at massively inflated


"What kind of day its been," said Reince Priebus to himself as he was escorted out of the White House by security. He could hear Anthony Scaramucci laughing in the background but didn't react. Reice was better than that, he thought to himself. As he turned around to take in

Trump Sick of All This Winning

After the defeat of his push to repeal Obamacare and replace it with nothing, so fuck you, you should have worked harder, President Trump announced he meant to lose the healthcare battle just to see how it felt to lose since he was "getting sick of all this winning." "All