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Bernie Sanders Misplaces Keys. Where'd they go? They were just here.

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders announced this morning that he can't find his keys anywhere. "They were just here a minute ago," said the 77-year old. "Where'd they go?

Mr. Sanders made the announcement shortly after putting on his slacks and coat. He remembered seeing the keys next to the bowl of bran his wife set out for him, but now they're gone.

The Senator consulted his wife Jane who was quick to point out that the keys were in his hands. "Oh my, of course they are," said an embarrassed Senator before leaving home to participate in a press conference to announce another bid to be President.

"I am a once in an octogeneration candidate," said the Senator as he left his home before stopping to ponder where on earth he parked his car.

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