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Chick-Fil-A Glory-Hole Gets 5 Stars on Yelp

A 4-inch glory-hole located between the first and second stalls of a Doral Chick-Fil-A men's room is receiving increased attention from Yelpers.

According to Yelp reviewer GuapitoKendall, “if you’re into the classic hole-in-the-wall experience, this g-hole is for you. So worth the wait!!!”

Another Yelper called ChocolateBunnyRabbit raved that “Anonymity meets accessibility at the Chick-Fil-A Glory-Hole (CFAGH). I came for the waffle fries, but stayed for dessert.”

The Plantain reports that some diners have even taken their food into the stalls, as evidenced by the frothy trails of what appears to be Polynesian sauce on the tile immediately outside the main attraction.

Miami’s most glorious hole can be found on NW 36th St., between the TGK Jail and the Metro West Detention Center. Patrons can receive a helping of greasy-lipped mouth love Monday through Saturday, 6:30 am - 10 pm (closed on Sunday).

When asked if the Doral Chick-Fil-A would be installing more hole-enhanced stalls due to increased demand, shift-supervisor Guillermo Villalobos shook his head and muttered, “...man...Popeyes don’t have to deal with this shit," before leaving the store for a smoke break.

UPDATE : Following our initial report, Chick-Fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy issued the following statement:

"In furtherance of Chick-Fil-A's national expansion and as a result of recent Supreme Court decisions, the company has evolved on certain social issues. However, progress is slow. Accordingly, though we do not endorse the type of behavior reportedly taking place in our restrooms, we take solace as a company from reports that the customers patronizing the hole in our men's room were all identified as male at birth."