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This Seems Like A Good Time To Let You Know That I Have Visited France

I am heartbroken about Notre Dame. It's really been terrible for everyone to watch the cathedral burn. Especially for me, because I have been to France. You haven't been to France? Well, you should. Even though it won't ever be the same again. Not without Notre Dame, which I have seen, by the way.

France is such an amazing place with an indescribable je ne sais quoi, which is French by the way. I don't "speak" French per se, but I picked up quite a lot during the 10 days I spent there in middle school and can still pretty much watch Amélie without subtitles and still know what's going on.

I guess Notre Dame burning just isn't as terrible if you haven't seen it in person. Here, let me show you a picture of me standing inside the Cathedral from my trip. Now you get it. I really was there. The place was special to me. You understand that, right? Also, while I have you, let me show you some pictures of me last weekend at Coachella. I go every year, it's a really spiritual experience.

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