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Lebron To Join 97' Bulls

Lebron James has informed an inner circle of friends and representatives that he has decided to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the 1997 World Champion Chicago Bulls. "Lebron has always been a fan of Chicago and believes he can really thrive under Phil Jackson's triangle offense," said a source

Trump Merges with Kim Jong-un

By Ángel Saxon Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un have merged, forming a single world leader, sources close to both men in their original forms have confirmed. The decision was made at their meeting this week, but has secretly been in the pipeline for months. "They've been enamoured with each other