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Pitbull Secretly Prefers Corgis

Pitbull’s browser history reveals a confounding truth: Pitbull secretly prefers corgis.The Plantain’s reliable-but-super-anonymous source reports that 5 of Pitbull’s 8 most recent Google searches involved corgis, the prissy British dogs known for their short legs and upright ears. The searches included “dwarf corgi puppy,” “Queen’s

Thousands of American Refugees Flee to Cuba

Thousands of American refugees have begun to flee the United States to Cuba seeking a better life and government subsidized healthcare coverage following Congress' repeal of Obamacare. “The decision was a tough one,” said 26-year-old Jonathan Miller-Smith as he put the finishing touches on a raft he fashioned from discarded