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Trump To Pardon Hurricane Harvey

Tweeting this morning about whatever popped into his own head, President Donald Trump announced that he was considering pardoning Hurricane Harvey, the embattled storm wreaking havoc on Houston, Texas. The tweets come just minutes after a news report on CNN that the Houston flooding as a result of Harvey could

Fabuloso Sprayed From Planes To Combat Mosquitoes

Beware, bloodsuckers: Miami-Dade County has a new weapon in its arsenal to combat the ever-growing hordes of mosquitoes responsible for spreading the Zika virus across South Florida. Beginning in August, the county began spraying lavender Fabuloso cleaning solution from airplanes in an effort to obliterate the local mosquito population once