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Robot Identifies as Non-Binary

After months of speculation, Dutch inventor Elias Moscone has announced the unveiling of his latest invention, a robot the inventor claims possess complete artificial sentience. He calls it "DALE" (Developed Artificial Lifelike Existence). The Plantain sent me to a special preview event to meet the eccentric billionaire-inventor at EMoS-Tech's annual

Britain Revokes American Independence

Ahead of the United States' Fourth of July holiday, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II announced that she was revoking America's independence "for their own good." "They had a good go of it, alright. But dem Yanks need to be taught a right ol lesson, boyo," said the Queen as she