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Trump Goes Full Nixon

President Donald Trump has gone full Nixon, defiantly telling NBC News Anchor Lester Holt: "I am not a crook" when asked about reports that he has really been paid millions of dollars by Russian interests over the last decade. This marks the end of a very bad week for the

Pitbull Secretly Prefers Corgis

Pitbull’s browser history reveals a confounding truth: Pitbull secretly prefers corgis.The Plantain’s reliable-but-super-anonymous source reports that 5 of Pitbull’s 8 most recent Google searches involved corgis, the prissy British dogs known for their short legs and upright ears. The searches included “dwarf corgi puppy,” “Queen’s