Navarro Pharmacist Dr. Andrea Estrada reported higher than usual prescription requests of Viagra following news that Prince, the legendary alien behind literally millions of consummations, has died. "I've never seen anything like it," said Dr. Estrada, "it's as if the entire world instantly knew that they would not be able
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Culinary TV personality Anthony Bourdain, host of CNN's exotic food show "Parts Unknown," is on a quest in South Florida this week to find a restaurant where he believes locals are consuming feces. In an interview with The Plantain, Mr. Bourdain said he was disgusted yet intrigued when he overheard
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Local filmmaker and Twitter personality, Billy Corben, took the stage at the Bayfront Park Amphitheater Sunday night to play an acoustic set of songs from Smashing Pumpkins' 1993 album Siamese Dream. Marketed simply as "Billy Corben Performs Songs From Siamese Dream", tickets quickly sold out as scores of yuppie Gen-Xers
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Miami Beach’s most hedonistic Mid-April tradition, Floatopia, made waves last weekend as participants disgusted their way into national news. Hundreds of Miamians hit the surf on assorted floatation devices for an afternoon of bathing and debauchery, leaving a literal sea of garbage in their wake. Lauded as “Miami’s
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After listening to a two-hour live set by Dutch DJ Armin Van Buuren, Clemson University fifth-year Senior and first-time Ultra Attendee Melinda Ferro reported Sunday that she could envision herself living in one of the nation's most expensive cities. "Do you know what we need to do?" screamed the 22-year-old
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