On a mission to control his ever-growing waistline, one Miami man has made a New Year’s resolution to replace ham croquetas in his diet with what he claims are far healthier chicken croquetas. 47-year-old Alex Hernandez stared intensely into the horizon from a balcony at a local New Year’
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Tragedy struck today as at approximately 11:59 PM , the year 2017 passed away from an overdose of the drug fentanyl. Those close to the year say it had been struggling with a series of recent incidents. We spoke with 2017’s personal friend, Sylvester Stallone, who had this to
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A local Miami resident is speaking out against the glamorization of rowdy New Year’s Eve festivities, suing the city in an attempt to end the parties once and for all. Rick Tangle, a proud circle from Coconut Grove, had this to say about New Year’s Eve traditions: “I
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We were somewhere around Bird Road, on the edge of the Palmetto, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” and suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what
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A Miami-based bakery owned by Joseph Rutherford will go before the U.S. Supreme Court today to decide whether Rutherford, a devout and very boring Jehovah's Witness, can decline to make a birthday cake on account of his religious beliefs. The case arose late last year when Kendall residents Jeffrey
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