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Trump Merges with Kim Jong-un

By Ángel Saxon Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un have merged, forming a single world leader, sources close to both men in their original forms have confirmed. The decision was made at their meeting this week, but has secretly been in the pipeline for months. "They've been enamoured with each other

Melania Be Bests

By J. Monty Hamil WASHINGTON, DC- There’s a crisis in America brewing as teachers around the country struggle with First Lady Melania Trump’s new anti-bullying initiative, Be Best. A very apologetic Betsy Devos, Secretary of Education, appeared in front of Congress to explain her failure to proofread the