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PRIEBUSLY, IN THE WEST WING...

"What kind of day its been," said Reince Priebus to himself as he was escorted out of the White House by security. He could hear Anthony Scaramucci laughing in the background but didn't react. Reice was better than that, he thought to himself. As he turned around to take in

Trump Sick of All This Winning

After the defeat of his push to repeal Obamacare and replace it with nothing, so fuck you, you should have worked harder, President Trump announced he meant to lose the healthcare battle just to see how it felt to lose since he was "getting sick of all this winning." "All

Britain Revokes American Independence

Ahead of the United States' Fourth of July holiday, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II announced that she was revoking America's independence "for their own good." "They had a good go of it, alright. But dem Yanks need to be taught a right ol lesson, boyo," said the Queen as she