The City of Miami voted unanimously to kick the Ultra Music Festival out of Bayfront Park. The electronic music festival has attracted techno music lovers, dendrophiliacs, and drug enthusiasts from all over the world to Bayfront Park since 2001, but in recent years has become a source of blinding rage

Florida International University has been using this weekend's game against UM as a fundraising opportunity, totally seriously promoting the game as "The Championship of the Battle For Miami", which we think is just like totally cute, you guys. The Plantain asked several FIU students wearing University of Miami shirts on

Amid a tepid off-season which saw such moves as: re-signing Jarnell Stokes from a team in China, keeping Dwyane Wade out of retirement for a year so he can add a wing to his third home, and...not much else; the Heat have opted to retire crowd favorite Burnie the

The Miami Marlins announced today that they will start to host local little league games at Marlins Park in an effort to boost slumping ticket sales. The Marlins have struggled in the past year to keep attendance in the publicly financed stadium up, to no avail. The Marlins are currently