Where is the love for Udonis Haslem? Much has been made of Dwyane Wade's newest final season for the Miami Heat, but everyone is sleeping on UD. While Haslem's role for Miami has diminished over the last three seasons, he is still fucking awesome. UD's voice has been vital to

The City of Miami voted unanimously to kick the Ultra Music Festival out of Bayfront Park. The electronic music festival has attracted techno music lovers, dendrophiliacs, and drug enthusiasts from all over the world to Bayfront Park since 2001, but in recent years has become a source of blinding rage

Florida International University has been using this weekend's game against UM as a fundraising opportunity, totally seriously promoting the game as "The Championship of the Battle For Miami", which we think is just like totally cute, you guys. The Plantain asked several FIU students wearing University of Miami shirts on

Amid a tepid off-season which saw such moves as: re-signing Jarnell Stokes from a team in China, keeping Dwyane Wade out of retirement for a year so he can add a wing to his third home, and...not much else; the Heat have opted to retire crowd favorite Burnie the