"U.S. traffic fatalities rose 9% in the first six months of 2016, compared with a year earlier," according to a Wall Street Journal article I read on my cellphone while driving north on the I-95 to my Wynwood loft after work.According to the report, the increase in traffic
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Angry South Florida driver Lawrence Feinman reached his breaking point Thursday morning when during rush hour traffic he crashed his leased Toyota Camry into a tree on US1, causing even worse traffic delays. The accident was reportedly caused when the 51-year-old man lost control of his car while tweeting the
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A recent road survey of I-95 has confirmed that portions of the interstate literally pass through Hell itself. Starting just north of downtown Miami, surveyors discovered an otherwise unnoticeable dimensional rift that detours directly over The River Styx and through the bowels of Hades. The rift is visually unnoticeable due
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Last month, The Plantain reported that the Miami-Dade Police Department began ticketing drivers for using turn signals. This week, the department took another step toward curbing traffic lawlessness by publishing a driving guide for visitors and new residents of the County. Below are the ten key points from the guide:
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The Miami Dade Expressway Authority (MDX) announced today that it has plans to create a bumpered "texting lane" along the Dolphin Expressway. "This is a necessary step we must take as a community to ensure public safety," said MDX spokeswoman Anne Hinga, noting that educational campaigns about the dangers of
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