A recent road survey of I-95 has confirmed that portions of the interstate literally pass through Hell itself. Starting just north of downtown Miami, surveyors discovered an otherwise unnoticeable dimensional rift that detours directly over The River Styx and through the bowels of Hades. The rift is visually unnoticeable due

Last month, The Plantain reported that the Miami-Dade Police Department began ticketing drivers for using turn signals. This week, the department took another step toward curbing traffic lawlessness by publishing a driving guide for visitors and new residents of the County. Below are the ten key points from the guide:

The Miami Dade Expressway Authority (MDX) announced today that it has plans to create a bumpered "texting lane" along the Dolphin Expressway. "This is a necessary step we must take as a community to ensure public safety," said MDX spokeswoman Anne Hinga, noting that educational campaigns about the dangers of

The Miami-Dade Police Department announced this week that they have begun to issue citations to drivers caught using their turn signals. The move is the latest in a longstanding effort to combat the rampant observance of traffic laws by visitors and transplants from other parts of the country. "We've become