After a thorough investigation, The Plantain has uncovered that the Dolphin Expressway's new 'Diverging Diamond' interchange design is actually a cunning remodel of the classic Hot Wheels Super Speed Blastway Track Set with Pop Off Characters in the Grandstand. At first, our reporters believed the similarities to be merely coincidental,

As a response to widespread complaints about constant, standstill traffic on South Florida's highways, the Florida Department of Transportation has approved a multi-billion dollar contract that will create an additional "Express Express Lane" that will give commuters the option of avoiding traffic for a "exorbitant fee." The general public will

The Miami-Dade Police Department announced this week that they have begun to issue citations to drivers caught using their turn signals. The move is the latest in a longstanding effort to combat the rampant observance of traffic laws by visitors and transplants from other parts of the country. "We've become

by Daniel Jimenez    A startling discovery has been made by the Miami scientific community as the remains of the first road crew to work on the 836 were uncovered during current work on the 836. The fossils have already been dated as being over forty thousand years old, and likely