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FDOT Approves Express Lane For Express Lane

As a response to widespread complaints about constant, standstill traffic on South Florida's highways, the Florida Department of Transportation has approved a multi-billion dollar contract that will create an additional "Express Express Lane" that will give commuters the option of avoiding traffic for a "exorbitant fee." The general public will

Distracting Anti-Texting Billboard Causes Crash

A billboard warning drivers of the dangers of texting while driving caused multiple crashes since being installed over the weekend. The distracting sign displays a series of emojis followed by a lengthy explanation of what the emoji message means, followed by distracting bold type which says "WHAT COULD BE SO