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I-95 Discovered to Be Literal Highway To Hell

A recent road survey of I-95 has confirmed that portions of the interstate literally pass through Hell itself. Starting just north of downtown Miami, surveyors discovered an otherwise unnoticeable dimensional rift that detours directly over The River Styx and through the bowels of Hades. The rift is visually unnoticeable due