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Televangelist Wants $54M To Feed Hungry...Just Kidding, It's a Jet. He Want's a Jet.

"Televangelist Jesse Duplantis wants $54 million dollars in donations to feed the world's homeless population," would be a lovely headline to read about a charitable man of god and his desire to better those around him. Unfortunately, dude just wants "a jet."

There isn't much else to the story. I suppose we could have satirized this by saying something like "Televangelist wants $108M to buy two jets...", but dude already has three private planes, so there is a diminishing return quality to the joke.

When asked for comment, the Televangelist Jesse Dunplantis commented that it was a "really very nice" jet, but noted that "it's not the nicest jet I could have asked for."

Here is a list of televangelists throughout the years that have fallen into disrepute..

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