Breaking news out of Cuba: Fidel Castro is still dead.
Despite conflicting reports, the A.P. confirms that maximum leader Fidel Castro is still dead, although he is feeling better and better each day. The news, which is still developing, has been confirmed by several independent sources who report that they have spoken to Fidel Castro since his death and can confirm that he is, in fact, still dead.
The Plantain has not been able to reach Castro for a statement on his death on account of his death. More as this story develops.