“The Beach is a Slut and Was Asking For It” Says Man Who Defiled Pristine Shoreline During Floatopia

“The Beach is a Slut and Was Asking For It” Says Man Who Defiled Pristine Shoreline During Floatopia

“Im Going to Move to Miami and Live Here Forever,” says South Carolina Sorority Girl Visiting Ultra for a Weekend

“Im Going to Move to Miami and Live Here Forever,” says South Carolina Sorority Girl Visiting Ultra for a Weekend

Co-Worker Won’t Stop Talking About That One God-Damn Time He Was an Extra on Burn Notice

Co-Worker Won’t Stop Talking About That One God-Damn Time He Was an Extra on Burn Notice