The Plantain Started “Because Miami” To Put Out Trash Fire That Is The Herald’s Editorial Board

The Plantain Started “Because Miami” To Put Out Trash Fire That Is The Herald’s Editorial Board

The Plantain’s Official Guide To What Is Or Is Not Socialist In Miami

The Plantain’s Official Guide To What Is Or Is Not Socialist In Miami

Mayoral Candidate To Import 10,000 Trabajo Candles as Part of New Employment Initiative

Mayoral Candidate To Import 10,000 Trabajo Candles as Part of New Employment Initiative

Man Turns To Mindfulness To Rationalize Years Of Selfish Bad Behavior

Man Turns To Mindfulness To Rationalize Years Of Selfish Bad Behavior

CDC Confirms This Inexpensive Device Can Reduce Chance Of Catching Coronavirus By 95%…It’s A Mask. Wear A Mask.

CDC Confirms This Inexpensive Device Can Reduce Chance Of Catching Coronavirus By 95%…It’s A Mask. Wear A Mask.

Webster’s Dictionary Adds “Irregardless” Regardless Of The Fact That It Isn’t A Word

Webster’s Dictionary Adds “Irregardless” Regardless Of The Fact That It Isn’t A Word

God Directs Florida Man To Start Building Ark

God Directs Florida Man To Start Building Ark

Rodent Eagerly Awaits Rotting Mango Season

Rodent Eagerly Awaits Rotting Mango Season

Miami Police Will Now Wear Masks During Interactions With Black Residents

Miami Police Will Now Wear Masks During Interactions With Black Residents

The New Normal: At Least Now You Won’t Have To Kiss That Dude You Just Met On The Cheek

The New Normal: At Least Now You Won’t Have To Kiss That Dude You Just Met On The Cheek