Florida Boy Wonders If There is More to Life Than Becoming “Florida Man”

Florida Boy Wonders If There is More to Life Than Becoming “Florida Man”

Report: 97% of White Customers Will Order The Lomo Saltado

Report: 97% of White Customers Will Order The Lomo Saltado

Kendall to be Bulldozed to Make Way for Dolphin Mall Expansion

Kendall to be Bulldozed to Make Way for Dolphin Mall Expansion

The Plantain’s First Annual WORST OF MIAMI List

The Plantain’s First Annual WORST OF MIAMI List

South Florida Summer Weather Forecast: IT’S ALWAYS SO DAMN HOT, WTF

South Florida Summer Weather Forecast: IT’S ALWAYS SO DAMN HOT, WTF

Private Room In Gator Infested Apartment: $3300/Month (utilities not included)

Private Room In Gator Infested Apartment: $3300/Month (utilities not included)

Brunch Declared a “Basic Human Right” in Miami Beach

Brunch Declared a “Basic Human Right” in Miami Beach

Kendall Voted #1 Place in South Florida to Ignore Family

Kendall Voted #1 Place in South Florida to Ignore Family

Olympia Theater Scaffolding Achieves Historical Status

Olympia Theater Scaffolding Achieves Historical Status

A Plantain Guide To Determining Whether The Plans You Just Made Are Real (They’re Not)

A Plantain Guide To Determining Whether The Plans You Just Made Are Real (They’re Not)