Breaking News: Hugo Chavez is Still Dead

Breaking News: Hugo Chavez is Still Dead

Dixie Highway To Be Renamed “Javier Ortiz Highway” After Prominent Black Police Officer

Dixie Highway To Be Renamed “Javier Ortiz Highway” After Prominent Black Police Officer

The Plantain’s Disgruntled Voter Guide or: How I Learned To Bite My Tongue And Vote For Donna Shalala

The Plantain’s Disgruntled Voter Guide or: How I Learned To Bite My Tongue And Vote For Donna Shalala

Alan Dershowitz Confident Latest Damning Evidence Will Absolve Him Of Any Wrongdoing

Alan Dershowitz Confident Latest Damning Evidence Will Absolve Him Of Any Wrongdoing

Five Ways Marco Rubio Is Just Like Scooby-Doo

Five Ways Marco Rubio Is Just Like Scooby-Doo

The Plantain Endorses Daniella Levine Cava For Everything

The Plantain Endorses Daniella Levine Cava For Everything

The Plantain’s Review of Last Night’s Debate And Also Frankie’s Pizza (Both Were Bad)

The Plantain’s Review of Last Night’s Debate And Also Frankie’s Pizza (Both Were Bad)

“I was only 78!” Donna Shalala Blames Most Recent Federal Crime On Misspent Youth

“I was only 78!” Donna Shalala Blames Most Recent Federal Crime On Misspent Youth

La guía oficial de El Nuevo Plantain sobre lo que es o no es socialista en Miami

La guía oficial de El Nuevo Plantain sobre lo que es o no es socialista en Miami

Trump Says Obama and Biden “Totally Failed” To Prevent 9/11

Trump Says Obama and Biden “Totally Failed” To Prevent 9/11