After listening to a two-hour live set by Dutch DJ Armin Van Buuren, Clemson University fifth-year Senior and first-time Ultra Attendee Melinda Ferro reported Sunday that she could envision herself living in one of the nation's most expensive cities.
"Do you know what we need to do?" screamed the 22-year-old member of Kappa Kappa Gamma as she held on to her sorority sister's arm. "We could totally get an apartment here, like, two or three blocks away," she said, unaware of the Miami neighborhood of Overtown. "I'm sure everyone is really friendly here."
Sources confirmed that minutes later, she found a local tree and started to make out with it.