Marco Rubio Announces Plans to Sell Hoverboards at Bayside Marketplace

Following an embarrassing loss in his home state of Florida, Senator Marco Rubio announced plans to sell hoverboards to Colombian tourists and wealthy German teenagers at Bayside Marketplace in Downtown Miami. “I just think I need a break from politics,” the 45-year-old Senator told reporters. The Senator added that he views selling hoverboards as an … Continue reading Marco Rubio Announces Plans to Sell Hoverboards at Bayside Marketplace