Sunshine and ocean views await in this exclusive Brickell apartment that features vaulted ceilings, granite countertops, and an 11-foot-long alligator waiting to fucking bite your ass at any minute.
The building features 24-hour gym access and is blocks away from a shopping center of restaurants that change owners every two months. Tenant will have a private bedroom in this 700 square feet, two bedroom, shared bathroom apartment.
About your roommate: Rami is an actual alligator that was raised in Miami. He studies ophthalmology at the University of Miami and enjoys video games, watching The Miami Heat, and eating little dogs when their owners walk them too close to canals.
Rent: $3300/Month (utilities not included)
Application Fee: $250
Downpayment: $9900 (First, Last, Security)