A study by the Center for Pediatric Medicine confirms what many have long suspected: No one gives a shit that you’re having a second child.Statistician recorded the reactions of thousands of individuals as they learned strangers, friends, and work acquaintances were having a second child. The experiment demonstrated conclusively that no one really cared.
“Having a child is a life changing, amazing experience,” said parental psychologist Dr. Darren Butts. “But research shows that the relative impact of having a second child is sort of *meh*. So you really can’t blame people for being sort of uninterested.”
Dolores Michael, who is expecting her second child in March took offense to the study. “Having a baby is a miracle. People are very happy for me,” she told the Plantain. However, when pressed, the 28-year-old mother reluctantly admitted that everyone she told was just sort of polite about it and her colleagues at work didn’t even throw her a shower like they did when she was pregnant with her first. “They all signed a card, but there was no cake,” Dolores said through tears.
“If anything I need more support. Do you know how hard it is to be pregnant while also raising a toddler?” Dolores asked me, I assumed rhetorically. By that point I sort of lost interest in the story and started playing on my phone.

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