Joe Biden gave what many are describing as a remorseful slap on the ass to Jennifer Steinmanson, a staff member who has publicly accused the former Vice President of inappropriately touching her. The “love tap”, as Mr. Biden called it, occurred at a private meeting arranged for Mr. Biden to
An unusually contrite Jeff Sessions, Attorney General of the United States, held a press conference this Tuesday to discuss revelations he experienced after accidentally ingesting a pot brownie. The attorney general assumed he was stealing a snack from his intern's desk, totally unaware that the treat contained THC.
(CARACAS, Venezuela) — Venezuela’s Supreme Court on Wednesday ordered the arrest of 6 prominent opposition leaders in connection with an alleged assassination attempt against President Nicolas MaDuro.No, not in regards to the obviously bogus “drone attack” that occurred last week, but this time because of a sole Magnificent Frigatebird
City of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez asked the City commission Monday to allow voters to decide in November whether to change Miami to a "strong mayor" form of government. The proposed Charter amendment would transform Mr. Suarez's position from one that is largely ceremonial to one
A team of forensic scientists at the University of Miami announced on Thursday that Congressional candidate Matt Haggman is actually a set of twins sharing one life. The discovery was made after Vickram Delsovey, a University of Miami doctoral student, received a notice that The Bethel Church tweeted a picture
Donald Trump will reportedly nominate a leather bound Catholic bible to replace Justice Anthony Kennedy on the United States Supreme Court. The announcement is expected later this evening, with White House officials touting the book's qualification for the post of crucial swing vote on the secular court. "
The minister of a small Baltimore church is defending his decision to deny White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders entrance to Sunday services. The made-up story comes only days after Ms. Huckabee Sanders really was kicked out of a restaurant due to her affiliation with President Trump and his