The art scene is in a tizzy over a 200,000-car traffic jam throughout Miami Beach that many believe is a conceptual art installation by world-renowned artist Banksy. “I think it’s like super brilliant and also like thebomb.com that Banksy is in Miami now,” said local Victoria Melendez
Tragedy this week as sixty-five year old Elian Gomez passed away in his 1950 Chevy Bel Air on the 836, a mere two miles away from the exact spot where he was both conceived and born. Elian’s parents started driving home in 1952 when they became stuck in traffic.
The State of Florida has reclassified the portion of US1 south of the I-95 as a parking lot, a decision officials say was legally required due to the "constant fucking standstill" of traffic drivers experience every "god-damn day." State law clearly defines a "road"
After a thorough investigation, The Plantain has uncovered that the Dolphin Expressway's new 'Diverging Diamond' interchange design is actually a cunning remodel of the classic Hot Wheels Super Speed Blastway Track Set with Pop Off Characters in the Grandstand. At first, our reporters believed the similarities
As a response to widespread complaints about constant, standstill traffic on South Florida's highways, the Florida Department of Transportation has approved a multi-billion dollar contract that will create an additional "Express Express Lane" that will give commuters the option of avoiding traffic for a "exorbitant
The Miami-Dade Police Department announced this week that they have begun to issue citations to drivers caught using their turn signals. The move is the latest in a longstanding effort to combat the rampant observance of traffic laws by visitors and transplants from other parts of the country. “We’ve
A startling discovery has been made by the Miami scientific community as the remains of the first road crew to work on the 836 were uncovered during current work on the 836. The fossils have already been dated as being over forty thousand years old, and likely neanderthal. The remains