“This really is a state of emergency, folks,” said President Donald Trump Friday morning. “And it’s never been this out of control. It has been pretty bad for a while, for sure. But we haven’t seen a threat to our Country this serious since, I don’t know, maybe the Bay of Pigs.”The remarks came during a press conference in which the President demanded 8 billion dollars for fencing along the Mexican border. “This is an emergency, folks. And if I don’t get that money it’s only going to get worse. Much worse.”
America reacted to the President’s national emergency declaration with stunned acceptance. “This really is an emergency,” said some person I made up. “Maybe we should give him the money? I mean, maybe this will calm things down for a while?” said that person. “I’m scared of what will happen if we do nothing.”
“This really is a state of emergency, folks,” responded House Speaker Pelosi Friday late-morning. “And it’s never been this out of control. It has been pretty bad for a while, for sure. But we haven’t seen a threat to our Country this serious since, I don’t know, maybe the Bay of Pigs.”
The remarks came during a press conference in which the Speaker demanded Trump not get 8 billion dollars for fencing along the Mexican border. “This is an emergency, folks. And if he doesn’t get that money it’s only going to get worse. Much worse.”
America reacted to the Speaker’s national emergency declaration with stunned acceptance. “This really is an emergency,” said some person I made up. “Maybe we should give him the money? I mean, maybe this will calm things down for a while?” said that person. “I’m scared of what will happen if we do nothing,” said that person.
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