Trump Sick of All This Winning

Trump Sick of All This Winning

After the defeat of his push to repeal Obamacare and replace it with nothing, so fuck you, you should have worked harder, President Trump announced he meant to lose the healthcare battle just to see how it felt to lose since he was “getting sick of all this winning.”

”All I have been doing is winning,” said Trump vaguely, ignoring the last 6 months. “It’s time to lose, which I got to admit, isn’t so bad. I may lose some more, we’ll see.”

When asked what he liked about losing he noted that it was just so much easier than winning. “I can lose maybe 3-4 times a day. On big things too! It takes so much more time to win things.”

When asked what he plans on losing next, President Trump thought about it for a minuted before announcing: “The Presidency.”