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The Plantain’s Disgruntled Voter Guide or: How I Learned To Bite My Tongue And Vote For Donna Shalala
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Matt Gaetz Joins The Plantain As Youth Coordinator!
Veteran Traffic Cop Blows Minds After Issuing First Legitimate Traffic Citation: “I Can Do That…?”
Tips For Explaining Walter Mercado To Your White Friends
Family Incorporates As Limited Liability Company To Receive Next Round Of Stimulus Money
Raining Iguanas From Sky Evidence Of Plague, Say Religious Leaders
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Matt Gaetz Joins The Plantain As Youth Coordinator!
April 17, 2021
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Veteran Traffic Cop Blows Minds After Issuing First Legitimate Traffic Citation: “I Can Do That…?”
December 16, 2020
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Family Incorporates As Limited Liability Company To Receive Next Round Of Stimulus Money
December 4, 2020
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Raining Iguanas From Sky Evidence Of Plague, Say Religious Leaders
December 1, 2020
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Miami-Dade Government Shuts Down Due to 50 Degree Weather
November 30, 2020
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Man Killed For Unforgivable Comma Splice Error, Family Distraught
November 17, 2020
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TJ Maxx Starts Playing Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on Two Month Loop
November 1, 2020
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New “Biscayne Bay Sushi” Offers Local Seafood at Discount Prices. Considering Name Change.
August 19, 2020
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Breaking News: Hugo Chavez is Still Dead
November 19, 2020
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Dixie Highway To Be Renamed “Javier Ortiz Highway” After Prominent Black Police Officer
November 13, 2020
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The Plantain’s Disgruntled Voter Guide or: How I Learned To Bite My Tongue And Vote For Donna Shalala
October 30, 2020
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December 1, 2020
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Raining Iguanas From Sky Evidence Of Plague, Say Religious Leaders
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November 30, 2020
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Miami-Dade Government Shuts Down Due to 50 Degree Weather
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November 19, 2020
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The Plantain’s Official Guide to the Worst “Give Miami Day” Nonprofits
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Tips For Explaining Walter Mercado To Your White Friends
December 14, 2020
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The Rhythm Finally Got Her: Gloria Estefan Diagnosed With Stage-4 Conga
November 1, 2020
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All White “ÂżQuĂ© Pasa, USA?” Reboot “What’s Happening, Miami?” In The Works
October 24, 2020
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October 23, 2020
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Veteran Traffic Cop Blows Minds After Issuing First Legitimate Traffic Citation: “I Can Do That…?”
December 16, 2020
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$250 Million “Luxury” Express Road Approved for Miami Beach
September 16, 2020
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Now 826 Will Only Take Emotional Toll On Drivers
February 26, 2020
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Miami-Dade to Create Freeway “Texting Lane” To Accommodate Millennial Drivers
February 13, 2020
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Miami Heat to Release Official Line of Pots and Pans
September 27, 2020
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Marlins To Play Next Season Without Fans In Attendance; Nothing To Do With Coronavirus
May 5, 2020
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WWE Deemed ‘Essential Business’ In Florida
April 14, 2020
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Trump Asks Arod For Advice On Coronavirus and How To Get Fuckin Ripped Fast
March 28, 2020
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What Do You Mean The Super Bowl Is More Than An Hour Away From My South Beach Hotel?
January 31, 2020
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“That’s Cute!” FIU Insists It Is Football Rivals With Miami
November 20, 2019
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September 12, 2019
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Miami Heat Trade Burnie To Milwaukee For Pair Of Second Round Picks
July 1, 2019
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