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The Plantain’s Disgruntled Voter Guide or: How I Learned To Bite My Tongue And Vote For Donna Shalala
The Plantain’s First Annual WORST OF MIAMI List
Spooky Halloween Decoration Worries Anxious Child
Florida Elementary School Relocates To Ukraine To Secure Adequate Funding
Study Finds No One Likes Art
Miami Unaffordable? With New $10 Min. Wage You Can Cover Rent After Only 235 Hours of Work!
Twenty-Nine Year Old Hurricane Andrew Unemployed, Still Living at Home
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Spooky Halloween Decoration Worries Anxious Child
October 31, 2022
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Florida Elementary School Relocates To Ukraine To Secure Adequate Funding
October 16, 2022
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Study Finds No One Likes Art
November 28, 2021
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Miami Unaffordable? With New $10 Min. Wage You Can Cover Rent After Only 235 Hours of Work!
September 29, 2021
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Twenty-Nine Year Old Hurricane Andrew Unemployed, Still Living at Home
August 21, 2021
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Cocaine Cowboys To Be Adapted Into Kids Animated Series
August 17, 2021
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Fear and Loathing in Santa’s Enchanted Forest
Why its still so hard to get medical marijuna in Florida
Carlos Curbelo Loves Taking Your Healthcare Coverage
Plantain Action News – Amendment 1: The Trickening
Plantain Action News: Amendment 2: The Plantain Gets High!
Plantain Action News: The Joy of Voting
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Man Killed For Unforgivable Comma Splice Error, Family Distraught
November 17, 2020
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TJ Maxx Starts Playing Mariah Careyβs “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on Two Month Loop
November 1, 2020
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New “Biscayne Bay Sushi” Offers Local Seafood at Discount Prices. Considering Name Change.
August 19, 2020
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Politics
Politics
UM Law To Offer $250k Degree Specializing In Student Debt Law
August 4, 2021
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Comemierda! Man Accidentally Posts Puerto Rican Flag Emoji During Heartfelt Post About Cuba
July 19, 2021
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Florida Republicans Repeal “Anti-Riot” Law For Rest Of The Afternoon
July 13, 2021
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October 31, 2022
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Spooky Halloween Decoration Worries Anxious Child
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August 21, 2021
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Twenty-Nine Year Old Hurricane Andrew Unemployed, Still Living at Home
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July 27, 2021
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In Effort To Attract Younger Customers, Versailles Unveils “Mamey Spice Latte”
Entertainment
Entertainment
Study Finds No One Likes Art
November 28, 2021
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Entertainment
Cocaine Cowboys To Be Adapted Into Kids Animated Series
August 17, 2021
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Entertainment
Tips For Explaining Walter Mercado To Your White Friends
December 14, 2020
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The Rhythm Finally Got Her: Gloria Estefan Diagnosed With Stage-4 Conga
November 1, 2020
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Veteran Traffic Cop Blows Minds After Issuing First Legitimate Traffic Citation: βI Can Do That…?β
December 16, 2020
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$250 Million “Luxury” Express Road Approved for Miami Beach
September 16, 2020
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Now 826 Will Only Take Emotional Toll On Drivers
February 26, 2020
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Miami-Dade to Create Freeway “Texting Lane” To Accommodate Millennial Drivers
February 13, 2020
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Sports
Sports
Miami Heat to Release Official Line of Pots and Pans
September 27, 2020
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Marlins To Play Next Season Without Fans In Attendance; Nothing To Do With Coronavirus
May 5, 2020
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WWE Deemed ‘Essential Business’ In Florida
April 14, 2020
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Trump Asks Arod For Advice On Coronavirus and How To Get Fuckin Ripped Fast
March 28, 2020
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What Do You Mean The Super Bowl Is More Than An Hour Away From My South Beach Hotel?
January 31, 2020
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“That’s Cute!” FIU Insists It Is Football Rivals With Miami
November 20, 2019
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Shouldn’t Marlins Stadium Be Renamed “Bang Bros Stadium” Since It Fucked Us All?
September 12, 2019
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Miami Heat Trade Burnie To Milwaukee For Pair Of Second Round Picks
July 1, 2019
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